I’ve discovered the joys of rolling! Do I mean rolling in Perfect Dark Zero? Clearly not. To roll around in Perfect Dark Zero like you’re having a fit rather than getting on with the game at hand and shooting people is both the sign of a bad sportsman and a big nancy. Take a shot to the chest like a man for God’s sakes!

Aaaaaanyway, the sort of rolling I’m talking about is the best sort of rolling. Yes I’ve discovered the unadulterated joy of We ♥ Katamari on the PS2. What more could you want in life than to roll everything up into a big giant ball and then turn that ball into a beautiful star in the sky? Ok you may think that there is plenty more that you could want in life but like every class A drug Katamari will take away all those other more complicated and aspirational goals you may at one point have had. All you will care about is rolling up more and more stuff. You have a ball thing called a Katamari and you use it to roll stuff into a bigger and bigger Katamari. The bigger it gets, the bigger the stuff you can roll up into it. You use the analogue sticks to control your Katamari and that’s it. I don’t really think I need explain further and frankly I couldn’t if I tried because all I can thing about is rolling. I have to go back to it now. I’m hoping to roll up the Eiffel Tower next.

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ ...

Frag Doll recipe #2

Kirsten’s Big Giant Mince & Totties

Half a coo
A field a totties
A bunch of carrots
A string of onions
A pint of boiling water
A handful of oxo cubes
A small mound of bisto

Chop it all up, stick it in a pot and leave to simmer for a day and a half.

Tasty