First and foremost today I would like to say a great big hello of recognition to 49 commandos. This lovely clan of halo-ers (who also seem to have a soft spot for the Tom Clancy series) have just come into a bit of good fortune. So since a few of them have succumbed to my charm and entered the Dollhouse and the rest of them humour me on their own forum, I thought it would be only fair of me to congratulate them. Well done guys!

Well it’s been a good week: I got Far Cry at the start of it, Brothers in Arms in the middle of it and I’ll be getting Darkwatch at the end of it. Fun and laughter all round. Not that I have time for any of this, I’m very busy and you will all be glad to know I cured cancer today. Yes, I kid you not, I have the solution. I was given one plate of cancerous cells, I managed to grow them up so I had 11 plates and then, magically, overnight they all died. The best part is that they died in a really neat way which means the cells actually committed suicide. So I am the cure for cancer, a few days with me and it kills itself!

On a more serious note I went to see Howls Moving Castle over the weekend and have now decided that I want to be an old haggard washerwoman, so I’ve been working on my stoop. Easy when you’re a gamer, think of all those hours spent hunched up on the sofa.  I’m doing this to encourage people to create me magical gardens full of flowers and let me fly myself around in a plane. It’ll be nothing but the high life for me soon, now how to convincingly wrinkle my face to that of a ninety year old……

It’s my friend’s birthday tomorrow so I am currently working on a vat of fudge. I have to make a vat so there is a lot for her, and even more left over for me! I might even share my portion with any friends who meander by, but it’s unlikely. The boiling sugar beckons, and I must go.